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God is Like...
A fifth grade teacher in a Christian school asked her class to look at the TV commercials and see if they could use them in some way to communicate ideas about God. Here are some of them:
- God is like Bayer aspirin ~ He works miracles
- God is like a Ford ~ He's got a better idea
- God is like Coca Cola ~ He's the real thing
- God is like Hallmark Cards ~ He cares enough to send His very best
- God is like Tide ~ He gets the stains out that others leave behind.
- God is like General Electric ~ He brings out the good things to life
- God is like Sears ~ He has everything
- God is like Alka Seltzer ~ Try Him you will like Him
- God is like Scotch tape ~ You can't see Him but you know He's there.
- God is like Delta ~ He's ready when you are
- God is like Allstate ~ You're in good hands with Him
- God is like VO 5 Hair Spray ~ He holds in all kinds of weather
- God is like Dial Soap ~ Aren't you glad you have Him and Don't you wish everybody else did
Source: http://www.waxhawfurniture.com/ffow/41_0_0.cfm
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